The Emeneker

Rules & Regulations

Members of the Emeneker possess all the rights, duties, and privileges described in the bylaws. Membership in this organization shall be open to all deemed worthy. Members can raise any subject for discussion. On any subject raised, members must expressly express an opinion unless said subject has already been expressed. Any opinion raised must have a contrary opinion raised and discussed. Filibusters may be performed; the only limitations being that the filibuster ends when all members have left the room, the filibusterer falls asleep, or until interest is lost. Whenever a subject is discussed, the Chief Opinionator will render a verdict. All members will be furnished, upon request, with a lifetime supply of opinions and androgenic pigmented filaments. Scrabble is expressly prohibited at all functions. An opinionatorium may be invoked by any member at any time. During an opinionatorium, the Chief Opinionator will rule. Probate offenses include, but are not limited to: giving up or showing weakness. Bylaws are subject to change.